But just for a few times, I didn’t want to mess with his head. No one knows this, but for the first year of his life, I made up Manny like a girl and told everyone that he was my daughter. People are gonna see this and say… that guy is high.ġ7- Jay: “The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell.”ġ8- Phil: “Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail.”ġ9- Dylan : We’re like magnets, that sometimes take a break to date other magnets.Ģ0- Gloria: I always wanted a daughter: to dress her up in pretty dresses, do her hair, her nails, her makeup. I want them to share clothes and do each other’s hair and gossip about boys, like I used to do with Mitchell.”ġ6- Phil: Do people want their real estate advice from someone who leads or from someone who follows? I’m betting these babies are coming back in a big way. It’s a miracle I didn’t end up a stripper.ġ5- Claire: “More than anything, I want my girls to stop fighting and be close. It’s a miracle I didn’t end up a stripper.”ġ4- Phil: I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers- It turns out I’m one of them. WTF: Why the face? Um you know, I know all the dances to High School Musical so…ġ3- Phil: “I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers it turns out I’m one of them.

I haven’t been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole Foods.”ġ2- Phil: I’m the cool dad. But give him a pair of wings? He can fly…ġ0- Claire : Can you scratch my nose? I feel like you’re closer.ġ1- Mitchell: “Everyone’s staring at us. I’m not sure if maybe he was hoping he heard it wrong like I had said, “Dad, I’m gray”ĩ- Phil: What’s my coaching philosophy? Give a kid a bird and he becomes one of those weird dudes that walks around with a bird on his shoulder. I had to actually come out to my dad three times before he finally acknowledged it. In fact, the only way he’s like Superman… is that they both landed in this country illegally.Ĩ- Mitchell: I came out of the closet in my mid-twenties.

But you’re gonna dust yourself off, maybe put on some lipstick for once, and keep going.”ħ- Jay: Manny thinks his dad is like Superman. I am not really sure where the fear comes from, my mother says it’s because when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods, but who knows?Ħ- Haley: “You’re obviously going to get into one of those snooty schools, and sometimes you’re gonna come in second. Never shared that with the family so, shh– I do have an image to maintain. So yeah, I’m pretty much not afraid of anything… except for clowns. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like, 7 times. But all of this swimming and running and rowing, it’s just like how some of my relatives got into this country!ĥ- Phil: I am brave. They get in their little black outfits and try to sneak their way into your marriage.ģ- Gloria: I thought one of the advantages of marrying an older guy was that I was going to be able to relax. You can also use some of these Modern Family quotes as wallpaper.ġ- Claire: Women in their thirties on the Internet, they’re like ninjas. Here you will find the quotes of many of the characters playing in the series, especially Phil Dunphy. We listed best Modern Family quotes from the show.

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